School's In, Brains out
another typical day ensconced in a world of strange opinion and rampant Konglish:
GH - "what is a mangosteen?"
Student Y - "what is.....what.....what what?"
Student Z - "mangosteen.....i have a hint.....apples, orange, pineapples..."
Student Y - "uh.....we-uh, hmmm.....SPIDERRRRR!"
TEST: Name all of the continents
- Asia
- Europe
- Africa
- America
- Arctic
- Canada
- Texas
Essay Excerpt:
J.J got into panic and let the smugglers know where they are. He was too stupid to know what to do. The smugglers didn't have an enough knowledge how to survive in the nowhere island so they die. Painfully. The kids because of the Ian, the kids drives the planes and flies back and survives. Also, J.J. doesn't do the stupid things again ever after. And the Jonathan feel happier.
posted by Simon at 1:16 AM
1 Comments:
what the hell IS a mangosteen?
you gotta love the violent essays... I got one this week about how this girl would like to go see the ancient olympics because she wants to see eye gouging and people "beaten until bloody death" in no-holds-barred greco-wrestling.
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