Melange

reminiscent of David Linch's epic DUNE, Korea enjoys an unpredictable span of time each year whereby China unleashes its fury by mixing large quantities of pollution with yellow dust from the Gobi desert.....this cloud of dust then ushers its way over to Korea, seeing as it notices that Korea has air that is far too pure (joke).....incidentally, this yellow spice does not expand consciousness or allow one to fold space (such as in DUNE) but instead covers everything in a fine yellow crust and makes breathing into a marathon event.....this is interesting, judging that myriad Koreans will lurk around outside for a few minutes, periodically stopping to smoke a pack of cigarettes.....upon completion of this mission, they will put a mask on.....however, keep in mind that this particular maneuvre couldn't fool a blind cave lizard cemented in concrete.....the donning of the mask after the lungs are assaulted by poisons is a mystifying and confusing activity.....perhaps it is an attempt to keep all the dust and chemicals inside the lungs.....one can never be too sure when witnessing cultural differences